until I have seen your face you look like your icon
people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
AU where Hogwarts students were actually nice to Filch and if they broke something or made a mess they’d use charms to fix it instead of expecting an old man to clean up all their shit. And maybe they’d send him cards at christmas, or ask him to play a game of chess with them, or maybe even bring treats for Mrs. Norris. Or heck, maybe even apologize when they screwed up. Why was everyone so mean to Filch.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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