spektrmodule:

ultrafunnypictures:

222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

    spektrmodule:

    ultrafunnypictures:

    222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

    their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

    (Source: juanin-pro)

    dogthing2:

    yogitee:

    My Halloween costume is going to kick ass

    im gonna be cold as fuck 

    everyone say hello to the police.

    (Source: chrisevans.xyz)

    *unbaes you*

    (Source: jxggxr)

    sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

    sharped0:

    beyonceofmysticfalls:

    Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

    ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

    (Source: withoutyourwalls)

    fuzzy-purple-lights:

    team-joebama:

    i just watched this five times in a row

    The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

    (Source: dude-im-bored)

    Also, go inside and listen to your body, because your body will never lie to you. Your mind will play tricks, but the way you feel in your heart, in your guts, is the truth.

    —  Miguel Ruiz (via brosetta-stone)

    (Source: purplebuddhaproject)

    Anonymous asked:
    what the fuck happened during the 2013 psat

    taikaki:

    on the 2013 test, there were 3 different passages overall. in respective order, each one was about-

    • dubiously gay japanese men (taken from this novel)
    • a couple talking about the utter superiority of agriculture and how they wanted their children to grow their own potatoes and fondle the potatoes and holy shit potato fetish much
    • some mayor donated a fucking cow to a zoo because she believed kids nowadays are so ‘urban’ that we have never before and will never see the rarity that is a cow for the rest of our lives unless she takes the initiative to put one in a goddamn zoo

    that’s it. that’s the 2013 psat.

    ultra-overdosin:

    livelawless:

    lnvocation:

    My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

    Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

    Smooth as fuck

    maryannelovestacos:

    Twitter once again, breaking the honor code

    (Source: yung-bootyqueen)

    seriousjones:

    *walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

    p0kemina:

    fragmentedd:

    Beauty or brains? 

    Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

    Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

    Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u

    (Source: grrrlproblems)

    إذا تم العقل نقص الكلام
    The smarter you get the less you speak

    — Arabic Proverb (via suspend)

    (Source: 7bottles)