on the 2013 test, there were 3 different passages overall. in respective order, each one was about-
- dubiously gay japanese men (taken from this novel)
- a couple talking about the utter superiority of agriculture and how they wanted their children to grow their own potatoes and fondle the potatoes and holy shit potato fetish much
- some mayor donated a fucking cow to a zoo because she believed kids nowadays are so ‘urban’ that we have never before and will never see the rarity that is a cow for the rest of our lives unless she takes the initiative to put one in a goddamn zoo
that’s it. that’s the 2013 psat.
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u